So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Maybe he injected his testicle?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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