Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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