Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
