so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.