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(973): View more from New Jersey

it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn

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(307): View more from Wyoming

I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.

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(734): View more from Michigan

i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.

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what was she crying about?

(734): View more from Michigan

i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.

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(214): View more from Texas

Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Send help

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