Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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