At least make sure they are 18
Why
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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