That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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