covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
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Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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