hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Randomize