Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
Randomize