He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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