are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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