Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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