Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
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If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Bring me that man meat
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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