Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I'm sobbing to NWA
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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