girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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