Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
3 2 1 whiskey
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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