i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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