Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Sober January is a disaster.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
You almost got us killed.
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