sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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