the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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