If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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