I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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