I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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