Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
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I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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