I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Randomize
