im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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