doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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