Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
This baby is an asshole
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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