I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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