17 year olds will be the death of me.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
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The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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