You surviving the open bar?
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She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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