dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
Randomize
