Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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