I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I have already put on my inside pants.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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