I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
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Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
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did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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