GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
Randomize
