Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
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Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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