Did you just see the Batmobile???
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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