I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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