I just saw a hot homeless man
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
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i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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