we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
