oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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