Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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