wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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