I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
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He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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