I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just cut my nipple shaving
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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