i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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