I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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