grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
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it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
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His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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