I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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