So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
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She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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