i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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