Only a mothe r could love this liver
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
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I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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