Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
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no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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