Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
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I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
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Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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