Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
