You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
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I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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