i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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