I just made out with a guy for $7.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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