I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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