shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
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Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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